How I Didn’t Meet a Terrorist

How I Didn’t Meet a Terrorist

“I’m not a terrorist”. We’d only been on the flight for a few minutes. I hadn’t even had time to have my customary panic attack and this man was convincing me he wasn’t a terrorist. Which to me sounds like flimsy logic. When I was young my Mum would ask me, “did...
What’s it like to see a live sex show?

What’s it like to see a live sex show?

“Does my asshole look as nice as his?” I asked my girlfriend. Her silence said more than words ever could. There were at least 100 of us in that room. All watching a petite, blonde, athletic looking woman take the pounding of a lifetime from a strapping bald man with...
What is it like to have cancer?

What is it like to have cancer?

What does cancer feel like? That’s a great question. Well, cancer doesn’t feel great. It’s like making plans with a really cute girl, and then it starts raining so you have to change your plans from a picnic to a movie, then right before you leave...
A town called David

A town called David

A town called David. I was in a town called David. And there was a black cat by me first thing in the morning. That much I remember. He was making some sort of noise, a cross between a meow and the word “why”. It was all very surreal and haunting and...